Seven Solid Days in Dispatch

It was a great seven days in the city of St. Louis
In the late part of November in 1994
Officials can't explain it cause their at a loss to understand
Why nobody died at the hands of another man

Yes friends you heard me right
For over seven solid days
Nobody was murdered and nobody was maimed
Nobody was bludgeoned and nobody stabbed to death
And if there was a body
They havent found it yet

Maybe something finally was good on tv
Or maybe people couldnt fight over stabs and striking teens
Maybe its an abhoration, probably just a fluke,
but if it is i hope it comes to a city next to you