Hulk Hogan And Macho Man Vs. Kim Jong-il in Epic Rap Battles Of History

[Kim Jong-il]
The name's Kim Jong,
I got a license to IL
Make you swallow my rhymes
Like a steroids pill
Your body looks like a spray tan banana
With a walrus mustache and a wacked bandana

I'm coming at you like the asian Rick Flair
Bitch, I'll supplex you by your friggin' dick hair
Your whole fam's a bunch of barbies, dude
You want beef? Eat this korean BBQ!

[Hulk Hogan]
You've got a ringside seat to your own smackdown, brother!
You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother!
You're a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni!
I'm gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony!

C'mon dude, all the little Hulksters know
I'll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show
I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling
Brother, I'll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!

[Kim Jong-il]
Beijing is in China, you blond asshole!
I'm a god among men, you're a suburban commando
North Korea, bitch
Let me give you a tour!
By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!

"Hulk Hogan goes down! I don't know if he can finish the battle... Wait! He's reaching for the ropes! It's... it's... Macho Man Randy Savage!"

["Macho Man" Randy Savage]
Oh yeah, it's about to get real
Watch me snap into a slim jim Kim Jong-il
I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses
But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses

I'm the Macho Man, there is no equal
So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people, punk!
I'll elbow drop your whole nation
On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation
Oh, yeah!