(It's) Hairspray
Corny
And now, live, from the certified up-to-code baltimore eventorium...
...for the first time ever on nationwide television...
It's the corny collins spectacular...
Council girls
He's corny!!
Corny
...brought to you by ultra clutch hairspray!
Corny (& ensemble)
What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, it's hairspray!
What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, it's hairspray!
If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind
But if you spray it and lock it,
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place
Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist, i insist
You use hairspray
And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With "ultra-clutch" faithfully
So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray
Corny
That's me!
Ensemble
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Corny
Forget the milkman
The only thing better than hairspray
Ensemble
Hairspray! wow!
Corny
That's me!
Corny & ensemble
What makes a man
Reach out and touch?
Ultra clutch!
Corny & ensemble
So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
Corny
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me!
Ensemble
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Council girls
He's corny collins!
Corny
The only thing better than hairspray
Ensemble
Hairspray! wow!
Corny
That's me!
Ensemble
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!
Do wow!
Corny
"hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!"
Brenda
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!
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