Drive On The Cart in Malvina Reynolds

Chorus:
Nothing in the world seems worth the trouble,
Nothing in the world seems worth the trouble,
Nothing in the world seems worth the trouble,
Drive on the cart!

Once was a man who was so lazy,
He wouldn't work he drove folks crazy,
He wouldn't move, he slept all day.
Got under-foot and in everybody's way.
Oh, drive on the cart.

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All of his neighbors got together,
Said old Charlie's too much of a bother,
He's too lazy to keep on living,
Take him to the graveyard, start the digging,
Drive on the cart.

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Dumped him in the cart to take to bury
On down the road to the cemetery,
Farmer came by with a load of corn,
Says, "There's Old Charlie, sure as you're born!"
Drive on the cart.

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If he's too lazy to go on living,
Here's a load of corn I'm gladly giving.
Charlie sits up, says, "Is it shucked?"
Farmer says No and Charlie lays back,
Says, "Drive on the cart!"

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