Stranded in Red Hot Chili Peppers

Stranded,
Stranded,
Stranded on the toilet bowl,
Stranded,
Stranded,
Stranded on the toilet bowl,What do you do when you're stranded,
And there ain't nothing on the roll?To prove you're a man,
You must wipe it with you're hand,Stranded,
Stranded on the toilet bowl.