Dirty Laundry in You Me And Everyone We Know

All alone again [x2]
I speak as if I'd last one minute
My eyes are fixed upon this screen
Stalking the girls I could never fuck
I mean they're sluts but it seems I lack that luck
And I'm not the man to wash my hands
All alone or acting like we've hit it off
Cuz either way I'm just jerkin someone off
To whip dicks out and pissin'
Till you leave town wishing. NO!!!
I won't be satisfied

[Chorus]

Things are gonna be different now you see
And add to all this dirty laundry you left me
Its' getting air and with heavy rotation
You'd better have a damn good explanation
You act as though you have lived a life
Because you're a tad bit over cooked
But I've been burned and burned
AND BURNED AND BURNED!!!

And now every single day,
I look more like my father
I've only got so many layers
And it's only getting hotter
To whip dicks out and pissin'
Till you leave town wishing. NO!!!
I won't be satisfied

[Chorus x2]

I didn't mean to be so forward
There are some things you should know
He loves you like a truck stop screw
When you're alone he adores me
You'd best get it straight say it
When you're all dressed you just bore me [x2]

[Chorus x2]